Laarrs

Al Graham a.k.a “Laarrs”

Kevin Smith as Al

(While no photos of the elusive “Al” creature are known  to exist, eye witness accounts suggest he looks a LOT like this man.)

I was hatched in an earlier time, a time of darkness, dispair.

When I was weaned from my mother’s tits, my reign of terror began.

The world wept, and I laughed.